1 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:22,000 brought to You by falang01 1 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:28,403 Congratulations, Master! 2 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:31,008 Thank you master 3 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:32,771 Ah Pao... 4 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:42,987 My mum has given birth again... 5 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:50,585 My mum has given birth again... 6 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:57,228 My mum has given birth again... 7 00:03:57,637 --> 00:04:01,198 What has your mum given birth this time? 8 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:04,234 Sister, mum has given birth again! 9 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,942 Is it a dragon or phoenix (boy or girl)? 10 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:10,445 Let's find out Alright 11 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,949 Sister, mum has given birth again! 12 00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:17,247 What has mum given birth? 13 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:20,751 Mum... Mum... Mum... 14 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,925 Stop murmuring! Tell me is it a boy or girl? 15 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:26,563 Mum has given birth to 10 cows again 16 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:31,262 Then we won't be deserted! 17 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:34,571 Mum has given birth to 10 cows again 18 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:46,675 Well! Your mum fails again and my dad... 19 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:52,191 Monkey boy it has nothing to do with your dad 20 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:55,422 San Lung, stop! You have gone too far! 21 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:58,186 Dad said: Never look at the Shaolin kids 22 00:04:58,197 --> 00:05:00,062 No singing, no talking 23 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:02,258 Is you complain, speak to dad! 24 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:08,401 Tom Boy, you really talk like a leader! 25 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,198 Tom Boy! 26 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:18,115 Beat her! We Shaolin will never lose to Wudong! 27 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:22,312 Come, all of you! Your master never fears! 28 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:26,283 Master! You've called yourself a master? Very funny! 29 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:29,752 Too bad you don't have that little thing! 30 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,400 Ha... 31 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,040 Never argue with girls, come back! 32 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:48,145 No! We must not lose to the Wudong 33 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:53,276 Hold it! Hold it! 34 00:05:58,257 --> 00:06:02,216 Brother San Lung has come! 35 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:13,227 Good! Brother San Lung, come and help! 36 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:25,273 Hey, what kind of kungfu is it? 37 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:27,343 It calls Dragon makes fun of the Phoenix 38 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:37,024 Sister, be careful! 39 00:06:40,299 --> 00:06:41,994 Good! 40 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:43,996 Well! Don't try to be flattering! 41 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:53,176 Hurry and help! 42 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:07,350 Is it the famous Wudong kungfu Up Side down? 43 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:10,489 No! It calls Monkeys Falling Down From Tree 44 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:25,607 Fun fun fun! Dragons are having fun 45 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:34,446 Flying high, up up in the sky 46 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:43,455 It looks like a dragon it talks like a dragon 47 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:46,161 But it's never a dragon 48 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:47,764 What is it? 49 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:51,928 Well! It's a phoenix! 50 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,668 A phoenix! 51 00:07:54,373 --> 00:08:01,074 By the river side a poor little phoenix crys! 52 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:08,309 It crys day and night! 53 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:10,617 Seeing chances getting by 54 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:12,186 Sister, are they singing about you? Don't listen! 55 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:17,295 Poor little thing you really make me laugh 56 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:25,427 Poor little thing you really make me laugh 57 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,703 Sister I'm sure the song is implying you 58 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,808 Bastards, we must hit back, hey... 59 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,070 No singing! 60 00:08:41,571 --> 00:08:44,665 Take these chirettas to Mrs. Pao tomorrow 61 00:08:45,074 --> 00:08:46,769 To show our concern 62 00:08:47,076 --> 00:08:49,044 Their mum has given birth to another girl, and we... 63 00:08:49,078 --> 00:08:52,582 Even a girl the mother needs to build up her body 64 00:08:52,582 --> 00:08:54,573 Well, if Pao Seng-feng hasn't got a dragon (boy) 65 00:08:54,584 --> 00:08:56,677 We need 10 cows to exchange for one of his phoenixes 66 00:08:57,086 --> 00:08:59,247 Ten years of hard working 67 00:08:59,589 --> 00:09:01,580 We can only save up for 3 and half cows 68 00:09:01,591 --> 00:09:02,922 He's giving us a hard time! 69 00:09:03,593 --> 00:09:06,494 We have the will and we can work hard to achieve 70 00:09:06,596 --> 00:09:10,555 Look, we have saved up for a cow leg in 6 months! 71 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:12,897 Even you have saved up for 10 cows 72 00:09:13,102 --> 00:09:17,163 Then how long I have to wait for another 10 cows? 73 00:09:17,607 --> 00:09:20,701 When we have 10 cows you'll marry Yee Feng first! 74 00:09:22,111 --> 00:09:23,908 You... How can I do that? 75 00:09:59,649 --> 00:10:01,947 Stupid! It's not a cow! 76 00:10:19,168 --> 00:10:20,100 What are you doing? 77 00:10:20,169 --> 00:10:21,227 A cow has four legs 78 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:22,364 Nonsense! 79 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:30,941 Ha Ha... You deserve it! 80 00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:35,150 Let's see 81 00:10:35,184 --> 00:10:38,153 Ha Ha... Bottoms up! A little decoration! 82 00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:41,691 Stop laughing! No sympathy at all! 83 00:10:41,691 --> 00:10:43,750 A cow has four legs! Ha Ha! 84 00:10:44,193 --> 00:10:45,854 Is alright now 85 00:10:46,195 --> 00:10:47,685 And a tail too! 86 00:10:47,697 --> 00:10:48,857 Go and practice kungfu now! 87 00:10:49,198 --> 00:10:50,256 Go... 88 00:10:53,202 --> 00:10:55,033 Student of Goddess of Mercy 89 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:02,199 Buddhas on Poles 90 00:11:09,218 --> 00:11:10,879 Hovering on Clouds 91 00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:26,201 Over the Heaven 92 00:11:29,238 --> 00:11:31,433 Beauty and the Mirror 93 00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:38,441 Stop! What did you call it? 94 00:11:38,748 --> 00:11:40,147 Beauty and the Mirror 95 00:11:40,249 --> 00:11:43,150 Mirror? What kind of mirror is it? 96 00:11:49,258 --> 00:11:51,249 Never learn things in proper form! 97 00:11:55,264 --> 00:11:59,064 By the riverside a poor little phoenix crys! 98 00:12:00,269 --> 00:12:03,067 What's wrong in being a phoenix (girl)? 99 00:12:03,773 --> 00:12:05,263 A phoenix is what our family needs! 100 00:12:05,274 --> 00:12:08,835 I want a dragon (boy) To succeed my career 101 00:12:09,278 --> 00:12:11,337 But your mum has made me disappointed again 102 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,272 Always the phoenix, phoenix... 103 00:12:15,284 --> 00:12:18,082 You can't blame mum for that 104 00:12:18,788 --> 00:12:20,187 Who's it? 105 00:12:20,289 --> 00:12:22,280 Dad, you can take me as a dragon 106 00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:24,384 I will do good in Wudong swordship 107 00:12:25,294 --> 00:12:28,092 Hmm... My good child! 18 years ago 108 00:12:28,297 --> 00:12:29,992 while you were still inside your mum 109 00:12:30,299 --> 00:12:34,633 I had named you San Lung (Alive Dragon) But... 110 00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:36,169 But what, Dad? 111 00:12:37,306 --> 00:12:39,774 You're just another phoenix 112 00:12:40,309 --> 00:12:43,210 very soon you'll fly away! 113 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:47,078 No, Dad! I'm a dragon, I won't fly away! 114 00:12:48,818 --> 00:12:52,219 Half Dragon and half Phoenix how can you fly away? 115 00:12:52,321 --> 00:12:53,345 You... 116 00:12:53,322 --> 00:12:55,313 Well! You can fly wherever you want 117 00:12:55,825 --> 00:13:00,728 But never the Lung family Well, to marry my daughters 118 00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:02,821 In means to steal the Wudong swordship day dreaming 119 00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:05,858 Shaolin kungfu No. 1, Bullshit! 120 00:13:07,336 --> 00:13:09,998 I say Swordship of Wudong is unique! 121 00:13:10,339 --> 00:13:12,534 From now on you must concentrate on swordship 122 00:13:12,842 --> 00:13:15,743 Nobody is allowed to learn Shaolin kungfu! 123 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,561 Carry on! 124 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,975 Another hundred rounds! No meal for the lazy ones 125 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,070 I'd rather not taking any meal 126 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,344 No! Carry on! 127 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,490 Bastard! 128 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:04,786 Hey, who are you scoring at? 129 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,892 I have also seen you scoring at someone! 130 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,121 Yes! We've seen it too 131 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,794 Are you trying to deny? 132 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,001 We are not trying to deny! 133 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:18,539 Good! A real man must admit for what he had done! 134 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,904 Is it the place? 135 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,440 No 136 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,204 One, Two, Three! 137 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,514 Dad is a bastard! 138 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,609 Ok, once again 139 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:35,784 One, Two, Three! Dad is a bastard! 140 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,421 Dad has come, run! 141 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,364 You must be very tired, go to sleep now! 142 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,240 Dad! 143 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:41,680 Dad! 144 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,750 What's the trick again? 145 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:47,218 Dad, we are so sorry! 146 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:48,754 We have scored at you! 147 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,494 Me? Yes... 148 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:53,167 Me! What's it? Do it again! 149 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,697 We'll do it again but you must not get mad! 150 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,940 OK! Go ahead! Clear and loud! 151 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,443 You say One, Two, Three 152 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,912 One, Two, Three! 153 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,383 Dad is a bastard! 154 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,451 Louder! 155 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,715 Dad is a bastard! 156 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:22,026 Dad, you've promised not to get mad 157 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,664 Yes 158 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,634 Dad? I am not your dad in blood 159 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:32,230 You are our dad, our dad in blood 160 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:36,700 If your dad were good in kungfu 161 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,145 Your family wouldn't have been a broken one! 162 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:54,478 10 years ago the bandits robbed your village 163 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:59,517 My brother Yee Lung and I were heading home 164 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:03,146 We immediately joined in to help 165 00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,243 Brother, what's now? 166 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:08,745 It's alright! Get in! 167 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,145 Kill them! 168 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:16,150 We must save the kids! Yes! 169 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,092 Yee Lung, get in! 170 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,005 Are you alright? Kill them all 171 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:08,771 Chase! Hurry and chase! 172 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:12,615 I've wounded one of his eyes and got you in safe 173 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:17,120 It's 10 years now! To raise up eight of you 174 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,884 It's never an easy job 175 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:24,992 Then should we call you master or dad? 176 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,162 Of course dad! 177 00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,324 Stupid, of course dad! 178 00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,795 Dad, please be seated! 179 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:37,970 Our dad above, please take our bows! 180 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:45,740 Dad, you have raised us up you're our dad in blood 181 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,745 Dad you've also taught us the Shaolin kungfu 182 00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:53,156 You are a great... great... 183 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:54,850 A great father! 184 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,320 Dad, please accept our gratitude! 185 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:05,464 Good boys! My very good sons 186 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:10,265 Dad... 187 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,306 You are the naughty one! 188 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,879 Dad, I am the naughty one you punish me! 189 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:49,507 Does it hurt? 190 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,613 No! I have got used to it 191 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:05,421 Dad is too dumb for handy works 192 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,359 What you really need is a mother! 193 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,823 Damn it! It's 10 years now 194 00:21:16,158 --> 00:21:17,125 When can I take revenge for the wounded eye? 195 00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:30,104 Boss, with our kungfu abilities 196 00:21:30,172 --> 00:21:33,232 We can handle the Shaolin kids easily Let's go! 197 00:21:33,675 --> 00:21:36,235 Right, boss Phoenix Village is a piece of fat meat 198 00:21:36,678 --> 00:21:39,875 And a place for real happy romance too 199 00:21:39,681 --> 00:21:42,582 Boss, the girls of Pao Seng-feng 200 00:21:42,684 --> 00:21:47,144 Beautiful eyes, slim and big bottoms 201 00:21:48,190 --> 00:21:49,748 You think I am completely blind? 202 00:21:50,192 --> 00:21:52,490 One side is Shaolin the other side Wudong 203 00:21:52,694 --> 00:21:53,661 Can we handle it? 204 00:21:53,695 --> 00:21:55,094 Boss! Speak now! 205 00:21:55,697 --> 00:21:57,665 What's your plan? Tell us! 206 00:21:57,699 --> 00:22:00,463 Shaolin and Wudong have been rivals for centuries 207 00:22:00,702 --> 00:22:02,966 We can make them killing each other 208 00:22:03,205 --> 00:22:05,366 Then you can take revenge for the wounded eye 209 00:22:05,707 --> 00:22:07,402 Right! Right! Carry on! 210 00:22:07,709 --> 00:22:10,507 By that time we can step into the Pao family 211 00:22:10,712 --> 00:22:13,613 For a good time of Women, Song and Wine! 212 00:22:41,243 --> 00:22:45,737 Me Pao Seng-feng, always help the needed 213 00:22:45,747 --> 00:22:49,239 I'm not asking for fortune but a son of my own 214 00:22:49,751 --> 00:22:51,719 Well, I have had nine daughter... 215 00:22:52,254 --> 00:22:55,781 My little compliment 216 00:22:55,757 --> 00:22:59,488 Please bless the Pao family with a son 217 00:22:59,761 --> 00:23:03,162 I shall appreciate 218 00:23:04,766 --> 00:23:08,532 Right, The god will help you 219 00:23:08,770 --> 00:23:12,672 Master! Do I look like a man of no son? 220 00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:16,676 Mister you're an outstanding person 221 00:23:16,278 --> 00:23:20,339 Why haven't you got a son? Something's wrong with fung-shui! 222 00:23:21,283 --> 00:23:23,342 Oh! Please advise, master! 223 00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:30,724 Pao Seng-feng claims his Wudong swordship the best 224 00:23:30,792 --> 00:23:31,724 Anyway, nobody has seen him doing it 225 00:23:31,793 --> 00:23:32,987 Right! The Shaolin members are different 226 00:23:32,794 --> 00:23:35,558 Saber, spear rod and stick they teach everything 227 00:23:35,797 --> 00:23:38,459 No wonder they say Shaolin Kungfu No.1 228 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,664 Right! 229 00:23:41,803 --> 00:23:43,600 Uncle! Chief! 230 00:23:44,806 --> 00:23:46,569 Hey, why uncle and not father-in-law? 231 00:23:46,308 --> 00:23:49,277 Which phoenix has own your heart? Go... Go... 232 00:23:49,811 --> 00:23:52,803 No dragon at all! What's wrong? 233 00:23:54,816 --> 00:23:57,307 Mister don't be angry business goes first! 234 00:23:57,319 --> 00:23:59,219 Please! 235 00:24:01,823 --> 00:24:05,725 A happy land for the happy men 236 00:24:05,827 --> 00:24:08,523 A land of masculine gender! 237 00:24:09,831 --> 00:24:13,130 In theory, you should have many sons 238 00:24:13,335 --> 00:24:14,666 Please go ahead 239 00:24:16,338 --> 00:24:17,327 Oh! What a pity! What a pity! 240 00:24:17,339 --> 00:24:19,239 Master, what's wrong? 241 00:24:19,341 --> 00:24:20,603 What kind of people are living there! 242 00:24:20,342 --> 00:24:22,333 Brother San Lung... 243 00:24:22,844 --> 00:24:25,005 Brother San Lung, tortoise! Egg! 244 00:24:24,846 --> 00:24:26,746 What? You've called brother San Lung a tortoise egg! 245 00:24:27,349 --> 00:24:30,113 No! I'm inviting brother San Lung to barbecue tortoise 246 00:24:30,352 --> 00:24:31,444 And my bird-egg too! 247 00:24:32,854 --> 00:24:34,856 I don't have appetite even for dragon meat! 248 00:24:34,856 --> 00:24:36,847 Tell us what you want? We'll get it for you! 249 00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:38,656 I want a phoenix... 250 00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:42,523 The masculine gender of 10 dragons in the other side 251 00:24:42,864 --> 00:24:47,665 Has formed a huge barrier 252 00:24:47,869 --> 00:24:50,167 It blocks the circulation of Yin and Yan 253 00:24:50,872 --> 00:24:55,468 That's why you never get yourself a boy! 254 00:24:56,378 --> 00:24:59,279 All my life I have helped the needed 255 00:24:59,881 --> 00:25:02,509 Master, is there a way I can be blessed with a boy? 256 00:25:02,884 --> 00:25:05,284 Well! You shouldn't have let them stayed 257 00:25:05,887 --> 00:25:10,381 If you want a boy you must make up your mind! 258 00:25:10,892 --> 00:25:12,985 If we can have Sister Tai Feng to be our mum 259 00:25:12,894 --> 00:25:16,193 Dad's happy and we can learn the Wudong swordship! 260 00:25:16,398 --> 00:25:17,956 Right! No way 261 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,458 But Dad has only got three and half cows 262 00:25:19,401 --> 00:25:21,392 Pao Seng-feng has asked for 10 cows! 263 00:25:22,904 --> 00:25:24,633 Hey, that Tom Boy is the favorite of Pao 264 00:25:24,906 --> 00:25:28,000 If she says something good to her dad it helps 265 00:25:27,909 --> 00:25:29,501 Too bad we have offended her the other day 266 00:25:29,911 --> 00:25:31,811 Not to mention marriage we can't even make friends 267 00:25:31,913 --> 00:25:33,210 Is all your fault... 268 00:25:33,415 --> 00:25:35,212 Only me? You are there last time 269 00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:37,282 I can go and say sorry to her 270 00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:41,048 Just like that? There's going to be another fight 271 00:25:40,922 --> 00:25:42,389 Right! This time you must look like a gentleman 272 00:25:43,925 --> 00:25:46,917 Right! You need to dress up 273 00:25:47,429 --> 00:25:49,522 Let's take out the wedding dress of dad 274 00:25:50,932 --> 00:25:52,991 Why the size is so large? 275 00:25:52,934 --> 00:25:56,233 It was a happy event dad got to be a big fat man then! 276 00:25:56,438 --> 00:25:59,930 Be careful dad will kill you if you break it 277 00:26:00,442 --> 00:26:02,239 Well! If fills even for a big bucket! 278 00:26:02,444 --> 00:26:06,437 That's the most beautiful dress in the house! 279 00:26:06,948 --> 00:26:12,113 It's awful! How can you impress the Tom Boy? 280 00:26:11,953 --> 00:26:16,720 Don't worry I shall look like a gentleman! 281 00:26:19,961 --> 00:26:23,055 Miss, how are you? 282 00:26:23,965 --> 00:26:25,057 Fine, thank you! 283 00:26:27,969 --> 00:26:28,731 No, it's not right 284 00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:32,269 That Tom Boy doesn't like to be addressed as a Miss! 285 00:26:32,474 --> 00:26:33,668 Then... we call her Sister Phoenix, OK! 286 00:26:33,975 --> 00:26:35,101 No good! 287 00:26:34,976 --> 00:26:35,874 Call her Brother Dragon! 288 00:26:35,977 --> 00:26:37,774 She doesn't look like a dragon! 289 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,539 Brother Phoenix, how about it? 290 00:26:40,482 --> 00:26:41,779 Right, call her Brother Phoenix 291 00:26:41,983 --> 00:26:43,575 Great... Right, call her Brother Phoenix 292 00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:59,482 Birds are flying in pairs 293 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:07,615 Fishes are swimming in couples 294 00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:26,909 Sunset is for young lovers 295 00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:47,892 Hey, look! 296 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,292 Uncle really got guts! 297 00:27:50,702 --> 00:27:52,602 If Pao Seng-feng sees it we shall finish 298 00:27:53,705 --> 00:27:54,899 Aren't you afraid of Uncle? 299 00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:05,978 Always silly smile! 300 00:28:06,217 --> 00:28:08,981 Can you say something? 301 00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:14,783 I... For you... For your mum 302 00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:19,162 My god! Here comes the witch! 303 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,492 Hey, today you must watch your mouth! 304 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:25,361 Sister have you forgot the order of dad? 305 00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:27,534 Go home 306 00:28:32,243 --> 00:28:34,575 Don't come over, go back! 307 00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:40,013 All shits, can you read? 308 00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:43,744 You... You... 309 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:45,848 Just tell me what you want? 310 00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:50,318 This angry face of yours 311 00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:52,559 You think it can scare me? Come on! 312 00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:56,700 Uncle, dad has asked for you 313 00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:01,329 Uncle, never argue with girls, go home! 314 00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:10,679 Brother San Lung, it's your term! OK! 315 00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,149 Brother Phoenix... 316 00:29:15,286 --> 00:29:21,418 Brother Phoenix! How are you? 317 00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:24,956 What? What's the monkey trick for today? 318 00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:29,562 My parents died when I was very young 319 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:33,897 I don't even know my dad's name 320 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:36,500 Well! I only know that you are insane! 321 00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:37,899 Brother Phoenix please stay! 322 00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:39,071 Get back! What do you want? 323 00:29:39,811 --> 00:29:41,369 Well, Brother Phoenix we're living by the same river 324 00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:44,304 Drinking the same water, we'd have been relatives by marriage long ago 325 00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:48,979 I know I've offended you we're here to apologize 326 00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:54,291 Stay there! 327 00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:55,986 Go home! 328 00:29:57,328 --> 00:30:00,229 My dad said all the Shaolin members are bad guys! 329 00:30:00,331 --> 00:30:02,322 You only want to steal the swordship of Wudong 330 00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:04,461 Brother Phoenix please don't get it wrong... 331 00:30:04,335 --> 00:30:08,294 Wrong! Leave now or I'll take action 332 00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:09,237 Brother Phoenix! 333 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:16,370 Brother Phoenix please don't get mad let me explain! 334 00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:18,816 Stay back! Or I'll kill 335 00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:23,752 Let's talk in peace! 336 00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:34,594 Watch out, it's dad's wedding dress! 337 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,604 What a mess! 338 00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:47,435 Brother San Lung show her the kungfu of Shaolin! 339 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:50,473 Right, give her a lesson! 340 00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:51,974 Get her... 341 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:01,483 Come on 342 00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:23,380 Good! Very good! Very good! 343 00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:24,438 Bullshit! 344 00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:30,785 Very good indeed! 345 00:31:36,427 --> 00:31:42,662 Sister! 346 00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:45,596 Sister! Sister! My sister doesn't know how to swim 347 00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:54,742 Sister! 348 00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:59,040 Wake up! Sister! She's out of breath! 349 00:31:58,950 --> 00:31:59,848 What shall we do? 350 00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:00,940 Give her some breath! 351 00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:02,077 How!? 352 00:32:02,453 --> 00:32:03,420 Blow! Blow? 353 00:32:03,454 --> 00:32:04,478 It's written in my story book 354 00:32:04,455 --> 00:32:06,719 The prince has blown to save the life of the princess 355 00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:16,297 Sister, you must not die! 356 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:18,959 I'm out of breath, you do it, hurry! 357 00:32:20,972 --> 00:32:23,372 Hurry, Hurry blow... 358 00:32:23,474 --> 00:32:30,778 Give me back my sister! Blow now, hurry! 359 00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:47,987 Your sword 360 00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:49,660 Sister... 361 00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:51,901 Why the women cry so easily? 362 00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:53,800 Now I believe the women are made of water 363 00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:01,141 Wow! Swordship of Wudong is really something! 364 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,941 If she hit it a little bit higher 365 00:33:06,851 --> 00:33:08,409 You could have been a cripple 366 00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:11,822 Do you mean, she has human sympathies? 367 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:12,948 And the mouth spray too! 368 00:33:12,857 --> 00:33:14,051 Also a strong leg to kick! 369 00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:20,330 If we can learn the swordship of Wudong 370 00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:23,390 And combine it with Shaolin kungfu then... 371 00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:24,164 That's invincible! 372 00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:25,336 Uncle is back! 373 00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:28,168 Need the trousers by fixed? 374 00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,341 We haven't got time, hurry and go! 375 00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:32,638 Not to fight with women! 376 00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,674 Why you've kicked her into the water? 377 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:38,679 If you love to fight, come, try me! 378 00:33:41,886 --> 00:33:46,289 We are good brothers we respect each other 379 00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:47,881 Fight 380 00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:51,896 If you don't beat harder 381 00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:54,456 I'll report to dad about the fighting 382 00:33:57,902 --> 00:33:59,529 Monkey boy, where's your chivalry? 383 00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:07,901 Whoever loses I'll also tell dad about it 384 00:34:32,937 --> 00:34:34,564 Uncle, tell them to stop! 385 00:34:34,939 --> 00:34:35,928 You! 386 00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:37,339 Whom should I fight with? 387 00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:38,602 Me! 388 00:34:38,943 --> 00:34:40,433 Uncle, no joking please! 389 00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:41,343 Come on! 390 00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:45,347 Well kid, you are serious! 391 00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:46,882 Oh! Uncle, don't... 392 00:35:00,465 --> 00:35:01,659 Come on, get the rod! 393 00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:02,955 Whatever you say! 394 00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:21,952 Good! 395 00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:29,426 Stop pretending! Get up San Lung! San Lung! 396 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:32,156 Brother San Lung! Brother San Lung! 397 00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:33,861 San Lung are you alright? 398 00:35:34,499 --> 00:35:36,399 Well, somebody is dead! 399 00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:37,991 Uncle, you are not human nature! 400 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:40,266 Right! You are not human nature 401 00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:42,302 What shall we do? 402 00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:45,601 What? He's out of breath give him some breath! 403 00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:46,704 How? 404 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:48,137 Mouth to mouth, and blow! 405 00:35:48,513 --> 00:35:53,212 Mouth to mouth, and blow! 406 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,181 Kid, I must beat you to death! 407 00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:00,786 Brother San Lung... 408 00:36:01,025 --> 00:36:03,050 Uncle we did it for the good of you and dad! 409 00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:05,621 Right! It's for you and dad! 410 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:08,431 Well! All hopes vanished, are you happy now? 411 00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:12,662 Uncle, you must not give up! 412 00:36:13,037 --> 00:36:14,368 Wives for you and dad 413 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:15,631 Wudong swordship for us 414 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,064 We will try everything to achieve! 415 00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:19,237 Right we will try everything to achieve! 416 00:36:21,395 --> 00:36:24,523 The fifth daughter of Pao likes Shaolin kungfu 417 00:36:24,398 --> 00:36:26,195 We can teach her kungfu in means to make friends 418 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:30,302 A good impression for Pao and then propose dad's marriage 419 00:36:44,418 --> 00:36:46,579 Great... 420 00:36:46,921 --> 00:36:50,379 Competition between Shaolin and Wudong starts now 421 00:36:50,424 --> 00:36:53,416 To make friends with kungfu friendship first! 422 00:36:53,427 --> 00:36:55,895 Right, Shaolin versus Wudong! 423 00:36:56,430 --> 00:36:58,398 The loser should bow and call the winner master! 424 00:36:58,432 --> 00:37:00,923 Good! Let's see who's the master! 425 00:37:02,436 --> 00:37:03,835 Let us show you something 426 00:37:03,938 --> 00:37:05,030 Who dares to challenge me? 427 00:37:05,439 --> 00:37:07,373 Snake? Hey, what kind of snake is it? 428 00:37:07,441 --> 00:37:08,999 Round headed, it's water snake! 429 00:37:09,443 --> 00:37:12,446 It's finless eel, you need the duck! 430 00:37:12,446 --> 00:37:13,936 Right! Right! Use the fists of duck! Go! 431 00:37:15,950 --> 00:37:17,008 Come on! 432 00:37:17,952 --> 00:37:19,613 You've lost, call me master, right now! 433 00:37:41,475 --> 00:37:44,376 We've won it! Call me master! 434 00:37:45,479 --> 00:37:49,939 Master! It's all your fault 435 00:37:49,984 --> 00:37:51,781 It's a poison snake, not a water snake! 436 00:37:51,986 --> 00:37:54,477 Ha Ha... Internal conflicts! 437 00:37:56,490 --> 00:37:58,788 Don't be happy too soon you have snake and I've got cats 438 00:38:01,996 --> 00:38:03,896 Ha Ha! So skinny, just like a sick cat 439 00:38:03,998 --> 00:38:05,966 Even you are a tiger you can't scare me! 440 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,127 Right! Go! 441 00:38:08,502 --> 00:38:09,992 Me? 442 00:38:10,504 --> 00:38:12,734 Scared! Just bow and call me master! 443 00:38:15,509 --> 00:38:19,639 Why scared? You can simply squeeze him to death! 444 00:38:20,014 --> 00:38:23,711 Scared! Show them you move 445 00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:27,920 Scared to wet! 446 00:38:30,524 --> 00:38:31,821 I am angry now 447 00:38:32,026 --> 00:38:35,553 Who's scared! My stomach aches whenever I've got nervous 448 00:38:35,529 --> 00:38:37,019 Useless! 449 00:38:45,539 --> 00:38:46,836 What kind of fist is? 450 00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:49,160 I win... 451 00:39:49,603 --> 00:39:50,729 Dirty! 452 00:39:52,106 --> 00:39:55,007 Never mind the dirty! Our goal is to win! 453 00:39:55,109 --> 00:39:57,737 Bow and call me master, now! 454 00:39:57,611 --> 00:39:58,908 I haven't lost the fight! 455 00:39:59,613 --> 00:40:00,602 Suspension! 456 00:40:03,117 --> 00:40:04,812 What? Suspension in challenge of kungfu fighting? 457 00:40:04,618 --> 00:40:06,210 Mind your own thing! Follow me! 458 00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:14,822 What's the trick? Go and find out! 459 00:40:23,637 --> 00:40:24,695 What are they doing? 460 00:40:24,638 --> 00:40:26,503 So troublesome! We're so simple! 461 00:40:35,649 --> 00:40:36,843 Are you ready? 462 00:40:37,151 --> 00:40:38,914 Soon! 463 00:40:40,654 --> 00:40:41,814 Are you ready? 464 00:40:42,156 --> 00:40:43,350 OK! 465 00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:08,021 Hey, we're not here to fight we want to apologize 466 00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:15,301 The Wudong swordship of Pao family is unique! 467 00:41:15,539 --> 00:41:17,507 If Brother Phoenix didn't let me go 468 00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:19,942 I could have been a cripple now! 469 00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:23,707 Are you trying steal the swordship of Wudong? 470 00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:27,517 Please don't say steal I want to learn it 471 00:41:31,055 --> 00:41:33,023 You have won it the last time 472 00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:39,052 And I have won it this time 473 00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:40,360 You really think you have beaten me? 474 00:41:41,565 --> 00:41:45,296 No! Shaolin and Wudong have their own virtues 475 00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:49,403 And the weak points too To combine them together 476 00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:51,633 Don't you think we can develop it better? 477 00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:58,173 All murmuring, but sounds reasonable 478 00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:02,951 Well, I'll demonstrate Shaolin kungfu first, please advise 479 00:42:02,586 --> 00:42:04,645 OK! Let see! 480 00:42:05,589 --> 00:42:08,558 Yes sir! 481 00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:43,991 Please advise! 482 00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:47,791 It's nothing special in Shaolin rod go home! 483 00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:49,121 You... 484 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:51,124 I could have kicked you into the water 485 00:42:51,135 --> 00:42:53,330 You are now at your discretion! Get out! 486 00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:55,332 You... 487 00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:59,837 If I see you again, my sword will kill! 488 00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:04,910 Brother San Lung, you have been fooled! 489 00:43:05,149 --> 00:43:07,583 Me fooled, and she got hooked! 490 00:43:07,651 --> 00:43:11,610 Not kicking me into water means she likes Shaolin kungfu 491 00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:15,216 She has good impression on you too! 492 00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:18,219 There's still a hope for dad's marriage! 493 00:43:47,191 --> 00:43:48,351 Good! 494 00:43:48,692 --> 00:43:50,683 Who's it? Come out! 495 00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:58,463 Not going home, what are you doing here? 496 00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:00,602 Oh! We are prohibited 497 00:44:00,704 --> 00:44:02,296 but you're learning it yourself 498 00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:04,867 Go! Let's go and tell dad 499 00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:06,699 Our sister is learning the Shaolin kungfu secretly 500 00:44:06,710 --> 00:44:08,177 Right! Let's go home and tell dad! 501 00:44:08,212 --> 00:44:10,112 Hold it! 502 00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:15,310 Do you like to play with that Monkey boy? 503 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,311 No! I like the Big-headed 504 00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:18,153 I like Tong Pak-fu! 505 00:44:18,222 --> 00:44:19,280 I like the Monkey Boy 506 00:44:19,223 --> 00:44:20,713 I like Xi Lung teaching me Shaolin rod! 507 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:25,718 Well from now on you can play with them, OK! 508 00:44:26,230 --> 00:44:27,720 Good, sister you are very kind! 509 00:44:28,232 --> 00:44:31,531 Then will you tell dad about what you have seen? 510 00:44:31,735 --> 00:44:34,533 No! Let's go and get the boys for fun! 511 00:44:37,558 --> 00:44:40,527 Don't you understand! I need a boy to succeed my kungfu 512 00:44:40,561 --> 00:44:41,755 We must follow our ancestors' instruction! 513 00:44:42,062 --> 00:44:45,589 I have done my best, in the past years 514 00:44:46,066 --> 00:44:48,364 My abdomen never has a chance to rest 515 00:44:48,569 --> 00:44:50,969 10 cows for a daughter 516 00:44:51,071 --> 00:44:52,663 you can run a cow-shed now! 517 00:44:54,074 --> 00:44:57,373 Mother, I know you have tried hard 518 00:44:57,578 --> 00:45:00,376 Don't touch me! You should think about your daughter 519 00:45:00,581 --> 00:45:02,071 What's wrong with Tin Lung 520 00:45:02,082 --> 00:45:03,674 he'd raised the orphans 521 00:45:04,084 --> 00:45:05,574 He can be a very good son-in-law! 522 00:45:06,086 --> 00:45:08,577 But he belongs to Shaolin and I'm from Wudong! 523 00:45:09,590 --> 00:45:12,991 Mother, the Pao family needs a successor 524 00:45:13,093 --> 00:45:16,358 You've tried hard for 9 times how about one more try? 525 00:45:16,597 --> 00:45:18,690 Aren't you feeling ashamed 526 00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:20,499 at the age of 49? 527 00:45:20,601 --> 00:45:26,096 Never mind! I call it happiness! 528 00:45:27,107 --> 00:45:29,166 Well, if I agree to try again 529 00:45:29,610 --> 00:45:31,271 Will you compromise on the marriage of Tai Feng? 530 00:45:31,111 --> 00:45:32,510 Of course... 531 00:45:33,614 --> 00:45:36,981 Well, but, it got to be a dragon! 532 00:45:37,117 --> 00:45:41,019 Ah Pao, give it a touch, is it... 533 00:45:42,623 --> 00:45:44,181 Three months? 534 00:45:44,625 --> 00:45:50,962 Oh! Only two mouths, so big! May god bless... 535 00:45:53,133 --> 00:45:56,569 God, please bless the Pao family with a dragon! 536 00:45:56,637 --> 00:45:59,333 A dragon for the Phoenix family and a phoenix for us 537 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,005 We can have a mum then! 538 00:46:01,141 --> 00:46:02,472 Yeah! We can have a mum then... 539 00:46:02,643 --> 00:46:04,440 God, you must bless us! 540 00:46:21,161 --> 00:46:24,096 Congratulations madam, it's a daughter! 541 00:46:27,167 --> 00:46:32,764 My mum has given birth again! 542 00:46:33,173 --> 00:46:41,171 My mum has given birth again... 543 00:46:41,181 --> 00:46:43,172 Your mum has given birth again? 544 00:46:43,684 --> 00:46:46,084 My mum has given birth again! 545 00:46:46,186 --> 00:46:48,120 What has your mum given birth this time? 546 00:46:48,689 --> 00:46:50,554 It looks exactly like me! 547 00:46:51,692 --> 00:46:55,093 No, it's not the same! 548 00:46:55,195 --> 00:46:57,356 There's something different! 549 00:46:57,698 --> 00:46:59,290 What's different? 550 00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:02,601 What's different 551 00:47:03,203 --> 00:47:04,670 I don't know! 552 00:47:07,207 --> 00:47:09,198 Is it something like ours? 553 00:47:09,710 --> 00:47:11,405 Yes! Yes! Yes! It's like yours! 554 00:47:11,712 --> 00:47:13,805 Oh! That's a dragon! 555 00:47:14,214 --> 00:47:16,341 Hurry and tell dad, they've got a dragon 556 00:47:16,717 --> 00:47:17,706 Right! 557 00:47:18,218 --> 00:47:19,276 It's a dragon! 558 00:47:19,219 --> 00:47:21,517 It's not true! I have seen dad's sad face 559 00:47:21,722 --> 00:47:22,916 No! After you've gone 560 00:47:23,223 --> 00:47:24,747 I've seen dad changed to a very happy face! 561 00:47:27,227 --> 00:47:29,593 Finally you have come to your dad! 562 00:47:35,736 --> 00:47:38,728 Ah Pao, give the baby girl a wash too 563 00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,332 What! The baby girl? You better do it 564 00:47:43,243 --> 00:47:46,644 Good boy I will dress you up beautifully 565 00:47:46,747 --> 00:47:48,339 To say thanks to the god! 566 00:48:14,758 --> 00:48:18,091 Am I right? To interrupt the spirit of Dragon 567 00:48:17,761 --> 00:48:19,752 And you have got yourself a dragon 568 00:48:31,775 --> 00:48:33,174 Sister, look! 569 00:48:37,281 --> 00:48:40,079 Mum, look! They have come 570 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:58,598 They really have concerns on us! 571 00:48:58,802 --> 00:49:00,360 Concerns, concerns... 572 00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:09,245 Don't trust them they are after something 573 00:49:25,829 --> 00:49:27,956 Yes... 574 00:49:38,842 --> 00:49:40,776 Good What's good? 575 00:50:22,886 --> 00:50:23,875 Are you alright? 576 00:50:24,388 --> 00:50:26,481 Sister, I can't make it! 577 00:50:26,390 --> 00:50:28,790 Hold on! We must not lose to them again 578 00:50:31,395 --> 00:50:32,487 San Feng 579 00:50:33,897 --> 00:50:34,989 Get up! 580 00:50:34,898 --> 00:50:36,889 I can't! Get up! 581 00:50:37,901 --> 00:50:40,768 Sister, I really can't make it! 582 00:50:41,905 --> 00:50:43,896 You're driving me mad! 583 00:50:55,919 --> 00:50:56,908 Get out! 584 00:50:57,421 --> 00:50:59,321 Hey if you don't want to get embarrassing 585 00:50:59,923 --> 00:51:03,256 Be nice let's co-operate and do something good 586 00:51:43,467 --> 00:51:45,059 Dad, he has molested her! 587 00:51:44,968 --> 00:51:46,367 Don't look at the immoral! 588 00:51:46,470 --> 00:51:49,837 Mr. Pao, how dared they did such thing! 589 00:51:49,973 --> 00:51:53,204 Right! We must stop the immoral activities! 590 00:51:59,983 --> 00:52:01,610 Not scare... 591 00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:30,002 Look, the kids are so lovely! 592 00:52:32,516 --> 00:52:34,416 Congratulations... Buy yourselves some sweet! 593 00:52:34,518 --> 00:52:37,419 Thank you auntie! Dad told us to give his regards to you 594 00:52:39,022 --> 00:52:44,426 Good boy! Look! They are very considerate 595 00:52:49,533 --> 00:52:50,625 So? 596 00:52:51,535 --> 00:52:53,196 Sister, I have got energy again! 597 00:53:16,059 --> 00:53:17,549 It's the silk fowl Bak Foong pills! 598 00:53:18,061 --> 00:53:20,188 Mum, Yee Lung has followed their hereditary nostrum 599 00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:21,656 To refine the tonic by himself! 600 00:53:23,066 --> 00:53:25,057 Wow! So big! How to swallow? 601 00:53:25,068 --> 00:53:28,504 Silly girl, big dose has better effect 602 00:53:29,573 --> 00:53:32,474 Mum, Tin Lung said after the births 603 00:53:32,576 --> 00:53:34,168 You must build up the body properly 604 00:53:35,078 --> 00:53:37,273 Tin Lung is really considerate 605 00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:41,073 He's really a good man unlike your dad... 606 00:53:41,601 --> 00:53:46,504 Mum, Yee Lung said, they have got 4 cows 607 00:53:46,606 --> 00:53:48,506 Why don't you ask him to come and propose to your dad? 608 00:53:48,608 --> 00:53:49,597 But, dad... 609 00:53:49,609 --> 00:53:50,701 Dad wants 10 cows 610 00:53:51,111 --> 00:53:53,341 When can sister and brother Yee Lung get married? 611 00:53:54,114 --> 00:53:56,639 You dad has agreed to compromise 612 00:53:57,117 --> 00:53:58,516 if I've got him a son 613 00:53:58,618 --> 00:54:00,108 Go, ask Yee Lung to come along too! 614 00:54:30,650 --> 00:54:31,639 Hurry 615 00:54:37,157 --> 00:54:38,522 Uncle! 616 00:54:39,659 --> 00:54:40,853 What are you doing here? 617 00:54:41,161 --> 00:54:42,958 Oh! Tin Lung, so good to see you! 618 00:54:43,163 --> 00:54:44,687 Auntie, we have brought along the 4 cows 619 00:54:45,165 --> 00:54:46,154 They are a bit skinny! 620 00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:48,794 Never mind! Come here... 621 00:54:49,669 --> 00:54:51,762 Tai Feng, Yee Feng, serve the tea! 622 00:54:51,671 --> 00:54:55,664 Tin Lung, Yee Lung come chat with your future pa-in-law! 623 00:54:55,675 --> 00:54:57,040 Uncle! 624 00:54:57,677 --> 00:54:59,474 Uncle, it's about the marriage 625 00:54:59,679 --> 00:55:02,477 of your two daughters 626 00:55:03,183 --> 00:55:06,175 Well! Four skinny cows for my two daughters 627 00:55:06,186 --> 00:55:08,154 The deal is not fair at all! 628 00:55:09,189 --> 00:55:11,180 What? Did you promise? 629 00:55:11,191 --> 00:55:12,715 You'll compromise if I've got you a dragon? 630 00:55:13,193 --> 00:55:14,990 But it doesn't mean to sell cheap! You... 631 00:55:15,195 --> 00:55:16,093 Mr. Pao! 632 00:55:16,196 --> 00:55:19,097 Mr. Ma, so good to see you 633 00:55:19,199 --> 00:55:22,191 I'm here for business! Ah Au! 634 00:55:22,702 --> 00:55:23,794 Pa-in-law! 635 00:55:24,204 --> 00:55:27,799 Hey, wait! You are not my son-in-law 636 00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:32,200 Oh, he will be soon I've brought along the wedding gift 637 00:55:32,712 --> 00:55:35,044 And 10 big strong cows are waiting outside 638 00:55:35,715 --> 00:55:38,843 Oh! Sit, sit... 639 00:55:39,219 --> 00:55:41,744 Mr. Ma, I must tell you the truth 640 00:55:41,721 --> 00:55:44,622 Tai Feng and your son have made a good pair! 641 00:55:47,727 --> 00:55:50,525 Tai Feng is my future mum, dared you... 642 00:55:50,730 --> 00:55:54,029 I dare not... Dad, it's not her! 643 00:55:55,735 --> 00:56:00,434 Ah Au will be 20 after August and Tai Feng... 644 00:56:00,740 --> 00:56:02,435 How about Yee Feng? 645 00:56:02,742 --> 00:56:05,336 Yee Feng is not 20 yet 646 00:56:05,245 --> 00:56:07,372 No... Dared you to steal my love? 647 00:56:07,747 --> 00:56:14,084 I dare not! Pa-in-law I want to marry her 648 00:56:14,754 --> 00:56:17,348 To marry me? Well 649 00:56:18,258 --> 00:56:22,592 But first you must get my old pals' permission! 650 00:56:22,762 --> 00:56:24,627 Mr. Pao, that... 651 00:56:24,764 --> 00:56:27,460 Kungfu challenge for marriage, good! 652 00:56:27,767 --> 00:56:30,065 San Lung, if you've lost you must marry him! 653 00:56:30,270 --> 00:56:31,532 Yes, Dad! 654 00:56:41,781 --> 00:56:42,873 My master has told me 655 00:56:43,283 --> 00:56:45,581 never fight with girls 656 00:56:45,785 --> 00:56:47,980 Miss, you first! 657 00:56:59,299 --> 00:57:00,561 Shits for the hungry dog! 658 00:57:01,801 --> 00:57:02,529 Hee Hee! You have missed! 659 00:57:10,810 --> 00:57:12,300 Master, what shall I do? 660 00:57:12,812 --> 00:57:15,007 Your master can't even help himself 661 00:57:18,318 --> 00:57:19,580 Good! Thank you master! 662 00:57:31,831 --> 00:57:33,355 Ah Au! 663 00:57:35,335 --> 00:57:37,235 Swordship of Wudong is always the best 664 00:57:37,337 --> 00:57:39,134 Shaolin rods is impractical 665 00:57:39,339 --> 00:57:42,433 Mr. Ma Ah Au has chosen the wrong master! 666 00:57:42,842 --> 00:57:45,037 No! It's only that I am not good enough 667 00:57:44,844 --> 00:57:46,744 Then go home and learn it for another 10 years 668 00:57:48,348 --> 00:57:50,543 Well! 10 years later you will be too old for me! 669 00:57:50,350 --> 00:57:51,374 Such a Tom Boy is no good for wife 670 00:57:51,851 --> 00:57:54,479 I shall get you a wife nice and gentle! 671 00:57:54,854 --> 00:57:55,582 Give me the rod! 672 00:57:57,857 --> 00:57:58,721 What do you want? 673 00:57:58,858 --> 00:58:00,052 To challenge! 674 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:01,850 Not you, I want her! 675 00:58:02,862 --> 00:58:04,762 Yee Lung, don't! 676 00:58:05,865 --> 00:58:07,856 Oh! You want to challenge for marriage? OK! 677 00:58:07,867 --> 00:58:12,065 But we have the rules 10 cows for Tai Feng 678 00:58:12,372 --> 00:58:16,468 Good kungfu for San Lung and for Yee Feng... 679 00:58:16,376 --> 00:58:17,274 What do you want? 680 00:58:17,377 --> 00:58:18,776 Can you sing? 681 00:58:19,379 --> 00:58:20,277 Me to sing? 682 00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:22,371 Right! Harmony for man and wife 683 00:58:22,382 --> 00:58:25,909 To marry Yee Feng you must sing better than her! 684 00:58:26,886 --> 00:58:28,285 You... You... 685 00:58:28,388 --> 00:58:30,879 He can't even speak well and you want him to sing? 686 00:58:30,890 --> 00:58:32,755 Are you trying to be obstructive? 687 00:58:32,892 --> 00:58:34,382 So what? 688 00:58:34,894 --> 00:58:36,623 Well! I'll challenge her in kungfu 689 00:58:37,397 --> 00:58:38,694 come on! 690 00:58:38,898 --> 00:58:42,299 San Lung, don't be rude! Good-bye! 691 00:58:42,402 --> 00:58:43,801 Go home! 692 00:58:43,903 --> 00:58:46,303 Tin Lung! Tin Lung! 693 00:58:47,407 --> 00:58:48,965 Master! Mister! 694 00:58:48,908 --> 00:58:50,500 Those boy mess with your daughter again 695 00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:51,957 I'm here... 696 00:59:04,073 --> 00:59:05,165 Fat Feng, I'm here 697 00:59:27,597 --> 00:59:30,122 By the river side, there live a goat 698 00:59:30,099 --> 00:59:33,091 an elephant and an ape It's just like you 699 00:59:33,603 --> 00:59:34,865 the ape! 700 00:59:38,608 --> 00:59:40,599 Make it tight, no tricks! 701 00:59:42,111 --> 00:59:45,877 Blind man and his blind wife falling into the water 702 00:59:49,118 --> 00:59:50,915 I'm here! 703 00:59:52,622 --> 00:59:53,714 Come on! I'm here! 704 01:00:03,633 --> 01:00:07,000 It's me! Fat Feng is right behind 705 01:00:20,149 --> 01:00:21,343 Go get her 706 01:00:22,151 --> 01:00:23,448 Guess! 707 01:00:24,654 --> 01:00:25,552 It's Wu Feng! 708 01:00:25,655 --> 01:00:27,646 Wrong! I'm here! 709 01:00:29,659 --> 01:00:30,751 Look! 710 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,151 Hurry guess... 711 01:00:40,169 --> 01:00:41,397 I have got you! 712 01:00:51,681 --> 01:00:54,673 What are you doing? You silly little bastards 713 01:00:59,689 --> 01:01:01,589 Your dad hasn't taught you well 714 01:01:02,191 --> 01:01:03,818 I'll kill you if you crossed the river again! 715 01:01:04,193 --> 01:01:06,286 You! Whenever I ask you to practice kungfu 716 01:01:06,696 --> 01:01:08,323 You must say you're very tired and hurt 717 01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:11,291 And now they have touched you and you look so happy... 718 01:01:13,152 --> 01:01:16,280 Put it high! Quick! 719 01:01:17,590 --> 01:01:22,584 I've raised you up but never beaten nor scored at you 720 01:01:22,595 --> 01:01:26,087 And now, the other did it all It's mean! 721 01:01:26,599 --> 01:01:28,499 You cheapness never learn! 722 01:01:28,601 --> 01:01:29,499 Does it hurt? 723 01:01:29,602 --> 01:01:30,591 No! 724 01:01:30,603 --> 01:01:32,594 No! Dad can't afford to beat us hard! 725 01:01:36,609 --> 01:01:38,975 No sweat! It will be very light! 726 01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:40,545 Higher! 727 01:01:51,624 --> 01:01:53,922 Tell them, how does it feel? 728 01:01:55,628 --> 01:01:58,927 It's itching... paralyzing... and... painful... 729 01:02:00,133 --> 01:02:01,760 Tell me, do you deserve it? 730 01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:03,159 No! 731 01:02:03,636 --> 01:02:04,534 No excuse! 732 01:02:05,638 --> 01:02:07,037 Dad, they were trying to help 733 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,131 They want you to marry Sister Tai Feng 734 01:02:10,643 --> 01:02:16,479 Up! I know! But we can't force on that 735 01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:19,641 Even without a mother 736 01:02:19,652 --> 01:02:21,643 we had managed it well for 10 years! 737 01:02:22,655 --> 01:02:26,455 All the masters in Shaolin were without women! 738 01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:31,255 From now on we'll give it up completely! 739 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,166 Amida Buddha! 740 01:02:39,305 --> 01:02:43,298 No meat nor wine for Buddhism! 741 01:02:45,812 --> 01:02:48,610 A shining bald can save the light! 742 01:02:50,817 --> 01:02:54,719 No wash, no comb, so easy to take care 743 01:02:59,826 --> 01:03:03,819 Monkey head, monkey brain a shining buttock 744 01:03:07,333 --> 01:03:09,767 It looks like a thief the thief with a bald head! 745 01:03:10,336 --> 01:03:12,099 Brother San Lung... 746 01:03:13,339 --> 01:03:17,935 A recluse never gets embarrassing! 747 01:03:18,344 --> 01:03:19,709 Do you still have desires? 748 01:03:21,848 --> 01:03:23,509 I don't want to shave my hair! 749 01:03:24,350 --> 01:03:25,749 I don't want to be a monk! 750 01:03:25,852 --> 01:03:26,750 Yee Lung! 751 01:03:27,353 --> 01:03:28,149 I must marry Yee Feng! 752 01:03:27,854 --> 01:03:30,152 You! Stupid as a pig! 753 01:03:30,857 --> 01:03:32,586 Pao doesn't let you marry his daughter 754 01:03:32,358 --> 01:03:35,350 What's good in getting mad! Give up! 755 01:03:35,862 --> 01:03:37,261 You can give up but I can't 756 01:03:37,363 --> 01:03:39,490 You've betrayed Tai Feng I won't do the same to Yee Feng 757 01:03:39,866 --> 01:03:41,060 You... Whom are you talking to now? 758 01:03:40,867 --> 01:03:42,459 Uncle how can you talk to dad like that? 759 01:03:42,869 --> 01:03:44,860 If you score at dad again we'll go against you! 760 01:03:44,871 --> 01:03:47,772 Suit yourselves! Don't call me uncle again! 761 01:03:47,874 --> 01:03:49,068 Dad! 762 01:03:49,876 --> 01:03:51,400 Dad, uncle he... 763 01:03:51,377 --> 01:03:53,436 He's always hot tempered 764 01:03:53,379 --> 01:03:54,573 Every time he ran away from home 765 01:03:54,881 --> 01:03:56,678 He went as far as the cave beyond the hill 766 01:04:21,407 --> 01:04:23,500 Uncle, uncle! 767 01:04:24,410 --> 01:04:28,312 Be a monk of no relative! Why still call me uncle? 768 01:04:29,916 --> 01:04:33,352 What a character! No wonder sister Yee Feng likes you 769 01:04:33,419 --> 01:04:35,114 What's good of such a character? 770 01:04:35,421 --> 01:04:37,753 You are just a hero of no guts 771 01:04:37,924 --> 01:04:39,221 You don't even do what you should do! 772 01:04:39,425 --> 01:04:40,050 What should I do? 773 01:04:40,426 --> 01:04:41,654 Uncle, look! 774 01:04:44,430 --> 01:04:45,692 What's it? 775 01:04:45,431 --> 01:04:46,557 Tell me what is this? 776 01:04:46,933 --> 01:04:47,922 A circle 777 01:04:47,934 --> 01:04:49,128 And this? A girl 778 01:04:49,435 --> 01:04:50,868 What's she doing? Dancing! 779 01:04:52,438 --> 01:04:54,099 It's fairy and the moon don't you understand? 780 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,965 No wonder dad said you're stupid 781 01:04:56,943 --> 01:05:00,538 You are the stupidest person I have ever seen 782 01:05:01,447 --> 01:05:02,414 How come I am so stupid? 783 01:05:02,448 --> 01:05:05,508 Sister Yee Feng Loves you being so dumb! 784 01:05:06,953 --> 01:05:08,352 Hurry and tell me what to do! 785 01:05:34,146 --> 01:05:35,238 Who's it? 786 01:05:36,148 --> 01:05:37,638 It's me! 787 01:05:38,651 --> 01:05:39,948 Who are you? 788 01:05:40,653 --> 01:05:43,247 Your new maid 789 01:05:43,155 --> 01:05:45,851 When I'm practicing no one is allowed to come in, go! 790 01:05:46,659 --> 01:05:48,286 Yes, master! 791 01:06:02,675 --> 01:06:03,471 Who's it? 792 01:06:03,676 --> 01:06:04,973 The soubrette! 793 01:06:06,178 --> 01:06:07,372 You are? 794 01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:10,171 My uncle has asked you to run away with him 795 01:06:11,183 --> 01:06:14,380 Hurry up! Before it's too late! 796 01:06:35,708 --> 01:06:39,200 Sister, it's so late where are you going? 797 01:06:40,212 --> 01:06:44,410 Sister, please let me go! 798 01:06:44,717 --> 01:06:47,709 No! To run away with a man, it's bad! 799 01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:49,312 Dad ordered you to come with me! 800 01:06:51,223 --> 01:06:53,123 Your dad has hampered the marriage of Tai Feng 801 01:06:53,225 --> 01:06:55,125 And you're doing the same to Yee Feng! 802 01:06:55,227 --> 01:06:58,128 Are you willing to listen to your dad? 803 01:06:58,731 --> 01:07:01,222 To marry someone you don't love! 804 01:07:02,234 --> 01:07:03,724 Get out, all of you! 805 01:07:04,236 --> 01:07:07,034 Thank you, sister! 806 01:07:09,742 --> 01:07:12,711 The adulterer and whore have run away chase! 807 01:07:13,245 --> 01:07:14,439 Hurry and go! 808 01:07:18,751 --> 01:07:21,743 Hurry... 809 01:07:25,758 --> 01:07:28,352 You used to have an ugly face 810 01:07:28,260 --> 01:07:31,161 And tonight it has changed to a warm face 811 01:07:31,764 --> 01:07:34,255 A lovely beautiful face! 812 01:07:34,266 --> 01:07:35,927 Don't be flattering, go now! 813 01:07:36,769 --> 01:07:39,033 There's another adultery couple by the river side, chase! 814 01:07:39,271 --> 01:07:40,169 Go now 815 01:07:40,272 --> 01:07:42,001 You love your sisters and I love my brothers 816 01:07:42,274 --> 01:07:43,764 We'll share the same bitter, let's go! 817 01:07:43,776 --> 01:07:44,504 Together? 818 01:07:44,777 --> 01:07:47,769 You and me? No way! Get out! 819 01:07:50,282 --> 01:07:52,477 Are you trying to put me into trouble? 820 01:07:52,284 --> 01:07:54,275 I will repay you later 821 01:07:55,788 --> 01:07:57,483 Don't go... 822 01:07:59,291 --> 01:08:01,384 You... Look what you have done! 823 01:08:02,294 --> 01:08:03,989 Get her, we must punish her! 824 01:08:04,296 --> 01:08:05,194 Yes! 825 01:08:08,801 --> 01:08:10,792 Brother San Lung, look! 826 01:08:11,303 --> 01:08:15,137 Go, hurry... 827 01:08:15,808 --> 01:08:20,108 They say women are made of water San Feng is different 828 01:08:20,312 --> 01:08:21,210 What's different? 829 01:08:21,313 --> 01:08:22,610 She's made of spirit Right! 830 01:08:23,315 --> 01:08:24,839 Spirit, never heard of 831 01:08:24,817 --> 01:08:25,841 Right, the righteous spirit! 832 01:08:27,169 --> 01:08:28,261 On your knees 833 01:08:29,171 --> 01:08:32,163 You are the leader of our village 834 01:08:32,675 --> 01:08:35,872 And your daughter has done something immoral 835 01:08:35,678 --> 01:08:39,944 You must punish her according to village rules 836 01:08:41,183 --> 01:08:45,279 I am a man of righteousness 837 01:08:45,187 --> 01:08:46,814 I will follow the village rules 838 01:08:47,189 --> 01:08:51,683 Good she has also let go the adultery couple 839 01:08:52,194 --> 01:08:54,924 According to the rules she will be drowned to death 840 01:09:00,202 --> 01:09:04,070 San Feng! San Feng! 841 01:09:04,707 --> 01:09:09,303 Give me back my daughter! My very own daughter! 842 01:09:09,712 --> 01:09:11,976 We must follow the village rules 843 01:09:12,214 --> 01:09:14,614 If she's alive after burning of the joss we'll let her go! 844 01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:17,413 Time's up! Execute now! 845 01:09:20,222 --> 01:09:22,247 Time's up! 846 01:09:22,224 --> 01:09:23,816 Mister, time's up! 847 01:09:24,226 --> 01:09:30,426 Pao Seng-feng isn't human at all! 848 01:09:30,733 --> 01:09:35,227 He has no human feeling 849 01:09:35,237 --> 01:09:38,138 Sister San Feng is innocent 850 01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:42,006 San Feng! San Feng! 851 01:09:46,248 --> 01:09:46,873 What are you doing? 852 01:09:47,249 --> 01:09:48,978 Kid, you really have guts! Want to get killed? 853 01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:52,778 Let her go! I'm responsible for everything 854 01:09:53,255 --> 01:09:54,984 Well! If you didn't talk sweet 855 01:09:55,257 --> 01:09:56,781 Yee Feng wouldn't have run away 856 01:09:56,759 --> 01:09:58,556 And San Feng wouldn't have got involved 857 01:10:01,764 --> 01:10:03,857 You don't have to join me to death! 858 01:10:03,766 --> 01:10:06,064 I have said we'll share the same bitter 859 01:10:08,270 --> 01:10:09,862 Good! Your wish will come true 860 01:10:11,774 --> 01:10:13,571 Mister, it's all ready now! 861 01:10:15,277 --> 01:10:17,802 I'll go first, see you in sea palace 862 01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,508 San Lung! 863 01:10:23,786 --> 01:10:27,415 Sister San Feng is innocent 864 01:10:31,293 --> 01:10:35,787 San Feng... 865 01:10:36,298 --> 01:10:37,390 Wait 866 01:10:48,811 --> 01:10:50,608 San Feng... 867 01:10:50,813 --> 01:10:52,212 Come help 868 01:11:14,336 --> 01:11:17,396 Pao Seng-feng isn't human 869 01:11:17,339 --> 01:11:19,933 Sister San Feng is innocent 870 01:11:22,845 --> 01:11:24,403 Mister! Time's up! 871 01:11:24,847 --> 01:11:31,810 San Feng! You must not die! 872 01:11:41,864 --> 01:11:46,858 Mum... Please don't... 873 01:11:47,870 --> 01:11:52,170 Give me back my daughter! Please save my daughter! San Feng! 874 01:12:00,883 --> 01:12:02,714 Dad has come... 875 01:12:03,385 --> 01:12:04,374 Dad! 876 01:12:04,887 --> 01:12:08,288 Chicken soup with chiretta a good tonic for women! 877 01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:11,689 Dad, you don't blame me for saving the life of San Feng? 878 01:12:14,897 --> 01:12:16,990 Remember, you must not try the soup! 879 01:12:16,899 --> 01:12:20,232 It's too strong for men 880 01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:22,063 Yes! 881 01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:53,984 Chicken soup with ginseng my dad's instruction 882 01:12:54,086 --> 01:12:55,553 Take it while it's still hot! 883 01:12:58,590 --> 01:12:59,784 You try some! 884 01:13:00,092 --> 01:13:02,890 No! Dad said it's good for women 885 01:13:02,594 --> 01:13:05,085 But too strong for men 886 01:13:06,598 --> 01:13:08,623 Thank you for saving my life! 887 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:11,000 I have said we'll share the same bitter 888 01:13:13,105 --> 01:13:17,007 I had listened to my dad 889 01:13:17,109 --> 01:13:19,509 That all of your family were bad guys 890 01:13:19,611 --> 01:13:22,546 So, I had prejudice on you 891 01:13:22,614 --> 01:13:24,013 It's good you don't have prejudice on us now! 892 01:13:26,618 --> 01:13:30,645 In fact you don't look like a bad guy at all 893 01:13:31,123 --> 01:13:34,820 Besides, I've cheated to learn the Shaolin kungfu from you 894 01:13:35,127 --> 01:13:37,118 Oh! I had intended to let you to learn! 895 01:13:37,629 --> 01:13:40,325 And, I've made fun of you for many times 896 01:13:40,132 --> 01:13:41,565 And kicked you into the water 897 01:13:41,633 --> 01:13:43,601 I had cut your trousers 898 01:13:46,138 --> 01:13:48,732 Oh! You want to learn the swordship of Wudong? 899 01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,938 Of course! Please instruct! 900 01:13:51,643 --> 01:13:53,611 Oh! So you have been planning on that! 901 01:13:59,651 --> 01:14:01,551 San Feng is still alive 902 01:14:01,653 --> 01:14:04,645 San Lung has hidden her in a cave 903 01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:30,978 San Feng... 904 01:14:31,183 --> 01:14:34,277 Well, you have seduced my daughter 905 01:14:35,187 --> 01:14:37,280 I didn't want you to kill your own daughter 906 01:14:38,190 --> 01:14:39,748 San Feng, come with me! 907 01:14:40,192 --> 01:14:42,387 No! I can't let him kill you again 908 01:14:42,694 --> 01:14:44,628 Nonsense! Who do you think you are? 909 01:14:45,197 --> 01:14:46,926 She's my daughter! Nothing your concern! 910 01:14:47,199 --> 01:14:48,496 A man without human feeling 911 01:14:48,700 --> 01:14:49,792 You don't deserve to be a father! 912 01:14:51,203 --> 01:14:52,295 Get out! 913 01:15:15,227 --> 01:15:16,888 Who taught you this swordship? 914 01:15:17,229 --> 01:15:19,459 Dad, it's me 915 01:15:20,732 --> 01:15:23,701 Well! You have given away the family treasure 916 01:15:23,735 --> 01:15:26,101 You shameless! Come with me 917 01:15:27,239 --> 01:15:28,228 Here I come! 918 01:15:29,741 --> 01:15:31,641 San Feng, don't go! They'll kill you 919 01:15:31,743 --> 01:15:33,643 Did you want to die? 920 01:15:43,255 --> 01:15:45,155 Dad, watchout! 921 01:15:59,271 --> 01:16:00,704 San Lung, be careful 922 01:16:27,799 --> 01:16:29,596 I must give you a lesson, you old dummy 923 01:16:29,735 --> 01:16:31,202 Hold it! 924 01:16:31,737 --> 01:16:33,534 Dad! Get out! 925 01:16:34,740 --> 01:16:36,537 Apologize to Uncle Pao right now! 926 01:16:37,242 --> 01:16:39,233 Thank you! I don't deserve it! 927 01:16:39,745 --> 01:16:41,042 Come with me! 928 01:16:41,246 --> 01:16:42,338 No! 929 01:16:43,248 --> 01:16:44,340 San Lung! 930 01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:47,241 Dad, San Feng will get killed 931 01:16:48,253 --> 01:16:50,653 San Lung, my own family matter please stay out 932 01:16:50,756 --> 01:16:52,656 Dad, I'll go with you! 933 01:16:58,764 --> 01:17:00,026 Go! 934 01:17:02,267 --> 01:17:05,168 Dad, you always told us to be righteous 935 01:17:05,270 --> 01:17:07,465 And now seeing San Feng to get killed and you... 936 01:17:07,272 --> 01:17:08,364 Have you finished yet? 937 01:17:08,774 --> 01:17:10,969 Not yet! You have always endured on Pao 938 01:17:11,276 --> 01:17:13,710 In means to repay for his kindness! It's foolish! 939 01:17:16,281 --> 01:17:17,612 Sister Tai Feng has been waiting for you for 10 years 940 01:17:17,783 --> 01:17:19,978 And you haven't got guts to take her with you 941 01:17:20,285 --> 01:17:21,912 And now it's San Feng... 942 01:17:28,293 --> 01:17:29,692 Let's go home! 943 01:17:29,795 --> 01:17:31,524 Dad! 944 01:17:33,298 --> 01:17:37,291 I love Tai Feng, but I love you more! 945 01:17:57,322 --> 01:17:59,290 Well! Dad has lost his sleep again! 946 01:17:59,324 --> 01:18:01,815 Dad is almost 40 and because of us 947 01:18:01,827 --> 01:18:04,352 He still hasn't got a company at night! So poor! 948 01:18:04,830 --> 01:18:06,127 So poor! 949 01:18:06,331 --> 01:18:07,355 I am poor too 950 01:18:07,332 --> 01:18:09,129 You have dad! Where's your conscience! 951 01:18:09,334 --> 01:18:10,631 Right! Where's your conscience! 952 01:18:15,340 --> 01:18:18,332 Day after tomorrow will be dad's birthday 953 01:18:18,343 --> 01:18:19,776 As to show our filial obedience 954 01:18:19,845 --> 01:18:21,642 We should give him a celebration 955 01:18:21,847 --> 01:18:24,338 Terrific! Right, how to celebrate? 956 01:18:25,851 --> 01:18:27,751 Well a man over 40 needs to build up the body 957 01:18:27,853 --> 01:18:29,218 Otherwise he will get old easily! 958 01:18:29,354 --> 01:18:32,346 Yes! Dad's only 40 all his hairs have gone! 959 01:18:32,858 --> 01:18:35,691 It's because of us! Right! 960 01:18:35,861 --> 01:18:38,853 Snakes are good for autumn days, right! 961 01:18:38,864 --> 01:18:40,661 Let's have snake cat and chicken for dad 962 01:18:40,866 --> 01:18:42,561 Terrific! 963 01:18:42,868 --> 01:18:44,665 I'm the best to catch wild cats! 964 01:18:44,870 --> 01:18:47,065 We'll be responsible of the wild chicken 965 01:18:47,372 --> 01:18:48,270 And we two? 966 01:18:48,373 --> 01:18:49,567 Of course the snake! 967 01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:51,865 Oh! I... I'm afraid of snake! 968 01:18:52,811 --> 01:18:55,473 Damn it! I can't wait any longer 969 01:18:55,313 --> 01:18:57,247 Tell me, when can we take action? 970 01:18:57,315 --> 01:18:59,715 I haven't had girls for 10 years I shall explode! 971 01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:00,807 We shall explode! 972 01:19:00,819 --> 01:19:03,310 Brothers, we must be patient! 973 01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:05,517 We can't sit here doing nothing! 974 01:19:05,824 --> 01:19:08,554 Boss I know very well the Wudong swordship 975 01:19:08,326 --> 01:19:11,318 If we can get hold of Pao Seng-feng's baby... 976 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:15,527 The kids of Shaolin will all have to die! 977 01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:24,138 Fish! 978 01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:35,753 Snake! Snake! It hurts! I shall die! 979 01:19:36,354 --> 01:19:39,346 Stop crying! Come on! 980 01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:40,882 I can't! 981 01:19:41,359 --> 01:19:44,260 I have moved two steps five more steps I shall die! 982 01:19:44,362 --> 01:19:45,624 Come on! 983 01:19:45,363 --> 01:19:48,264 Help! Help! 984 01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:50,562 You've moved for more than 10 steps now! 985 01:19:50,368 --> 01:19:52,097 Hey, I am still alive! 986 01:19:52,370 --> 01:19:54,964 It's just a water snake, no poison! 987 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:58,104 Only poison snake with triangle head can build up body! 988 01:19:58,376 --> 01:19:59,775 You're really terrific! 989 01:20:18,396 --> 01:20:20,387 Look! This man looks half man and half ghost 990 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:21,797 What is it? 991 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:24,494 Oh he's an Indian he plays poison snake! 992 01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:25,995 Poison snake! 993 01:20:55,433 --> 01:20:59,028 What he doing in cave? 994 01:20:59,437 --> 01:21:01,803 Never mind! Follow him and we can find the poison snaked, go! 995 01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:35,329 It's moving 996 01:22:47,545 --> 01:22:48,910 Oh? The son of Pao! 997 01:23:05,063 --> 01:23:06,462 Kids! I'll kill you! 998 01:23:07,065 --> 01:23:09,556 Brother San Lung, come on quick! 999 01:23:16,074 --> 01:23:17,371 Brother! 1000 01:23:34,092 --> 01:23:35,787 Yee Lung! Come on quick! 1001 01:24:43,661 --> 01:24:45,356 You... always the convenience 1002 01:24:45,130 --> 01:24:47,428 I've told you to look after your brother and you've gone convenience 1003 01:24:47,632 --> 01:24:50,430 Do I have to make a time table for that? 1004 01:24:50,635 --> 01:24:52,000 Dared you to argue with me! 1005 01:24:52,137 --> 01:24:53,331 Oh! I just couldn't wait! 1006 01:24:53,638 --> 01:24:54,730 If I can't find your brother I'll kill you! 1007 01:24:54,639 --> 01:24:56,334 What have we done wrong this year? 1008 01:24:56,641 --> 01:24:58,541 All the bad lucks Pao, what shall we do? 1009 01:24:58,643 --> 01:24:59,837 I have got enough trouble! 1010 01:25:00,645 --> 01:25:02,636 No! Do it again! 1011 01:25:02,647 --> 01:25:05,081 Not only 10 cows I can even offer all my properties 1012 01:25:05,150 --> 01:25:07,744 And my 10 daughters to exchange for the safety of my son! 1013 01:25:08,153 --> 01:25:09,085 Mister 1014 01:25:10,155 --> 01:25:13,488 Master, I have been so faithful to god 1015 01:25:13,658 --> 01:25:15,125 Why the god still punishes me? 1016 01:25:15,660 --> 01:25:20,188 Mister must not worry your son has to suffer according to fate 1017 01:25:20,165 --> 01:25:21,427 Who? Who dares to do that? 1018 01:25:21,666 --> 01:25:23,463 Master, young master has come home! 1019 01:25:27,672 --> 01:25:32,132 My baby boy... 1020 01:25:37,682 --> 01:25:39,479 Why you have got my son? 1021 01:25:40,185 --> 01:25:43,086 He has been kidnapped and kept in the cave, we've saved him 1022 01:25:43,188 --> 01:25:44,587 Right! Right! We have saved your son 1023 01:25:44,689 --> 01:25:46,156 What a coincident? 1024 01:25:46,691 --> 01:25:49,353 Well! What do you want for the reward tell me! 1025 01:25:49,694 --> 01:25:53,095 To help the needed is what we Shaolin members should do 1026 01:25:53,698 --> 01:25:55,359 Oh! You really don't want anything? 1027 01:25:55,700 --> 01:25:59,295 Yes! Yes! It's a rare chance! 1028 01:26:00,705 --> 01:26:02,605 The rewards: Cows 1029 01:26:02,707 --> 01:26:04,902 gold and phoenix 1030 01:26:05,710 --> 01:26:07,200 Dad has been 1031 01:26:07,712 --> 01:26:09,304 a lonely man at night 1032 01:26:09,214 --> 01:26:10,977 And Uncle Yee Lung... 1033 01:26:12,217 --> 01:26:14,549 Well, since you've insisted 1034 01:26:14,719 --> 01:26:18,018 We want no cow, no gold but Tai Feng, Yee Feng... 1035 01:26:18,223 --> 01:26:19,417 And... 1036 01:26:19,724 --> 01:26:22,818 Just tell me what you want 1037 01:26:24,729 --> 01:26:27,823 And... the swordship of Wudong 1038 01:26:28,733 --> 01:26:30,826 Well, what a beautiful dream? 1039 01:26:31,236 --> 01:26:35,104 Just like what I've expected 1040 01:26:36,241 --> 01:26:38,141 It's you doing the dirty thing again! 1041 01:26:38,243 --> 01:26:40,734 Mister you've been so kind to let them stay 1042 01:26:41,246 --> 01:26:43,771 But what have you got? They've returned evil for good! 1043 01:26:48,253 --> 01:26:49,880 So it's really you! 1044 01:26:51,756 --> 01:26:53,280 Nonsense! Get out! 1045 01:26:53,258 --> 01:26:55,226 Mister, if you don't kick them out 1046 01:26:55,260 --> 01:26:56,887 even god gets mad 1047 01:26:57,262 --> 01:26:59,355 Get out! Go and tell your dad 1048 01:26:59,764 --> 01:27:01,959 To move out from the river side immediately 1049 01:27:01,766 --> 01:27:03,666 And never let me see him again, get out! 1050 01:27:03,768 --> 01:27:05,235 Well Evil for good! 1051 01:27:05,270 --> 01:27:07,170 OK! We'll go! And never return again! 1052 01:27:07,772 --> 01:27:09,535 Go... 1053 01:27:09,774 --> 01:27:12,334 Goodbye! 1054 01:27:13,778 --> 01:27:16,269 Don't be happy so soon 1055 01:27:36,801 --> 01:27:39,895 Sister, they are gone! 1056 01:27:40,305 --> 01:27:42,205 Sister Yee Feng has gone too! 1057 01:28:37,028 --> 01:28:41,829 Brother! Let's go and get Pao's girls for fun 1058 01:28:42,033 --> 01:28:46,231 And then the Shaolin kids to take revenge for your eye 1059 01:28:57,548 --> 01:28:58,947 Get into the house! 1060 01:28:59,550 --> 01:29:02,951 Once we've killed the old man we've got gold and phoenix 1061 01:29:03,054 --> 01:29:04,453 Kill! 1062 01:29:32,583 --> 01:29:34,676 Ah Pao, hurry and help Sai Feng! 1063 01:29:49,100 --> 01:29:50,897 Dad... 1064 01:29:55,606 --> 01:29:59,303 Dad... 1065 01:30:07,618 --> 01:30:09,415 Ah Pao, be careful! 1066 01:30:13,624 --> 01:30:15,114 Ah Pao 1067 01:30:15,626 --> 01:30:16,615 Hurry and go! 1068 01:30:22,133 --> 01:30:24,431 Ah Pao I'll see where you can go 1069 01:30:47,658 --> 01:30:49,023 Ah Pao 1070 01:31:34,705 --> 01:31:36,502 Ah Pao, be careful! 1071 01:32:23,254 --> 01:32:24,278 Oh! Golden stripe Armour! 1072 01:32:24,755 --> 01:32:26,154 Is it a surprise to you? 1073 01:32:38,769 --> 01:32:40,464 How come you know the swordship of Wudong? 1074 01:32:40,771 --> 01:32:43,262 Mister, don't you recognize me? 1075 01:32:43,274 --> 01:32:44,468 Oh! It's you! 1076 01:32:55,786 --> 01:33:00,485 Swordship of Wudong is unique but you're just too old! 1077 01:33:31,022 --> 01:33:33,013 How come you have returned? 1078 01:33:33,524 --> 01:33:35,617 There's something misunderstood between Wudong and Shaolin 1079 01:33:35,526 --> 01:33:36,515 But to deal with bastards like you 1080 01:33:36,527 --> 01:33:37,994 We better join-handed! 1081 01:34:33,584 --> 01:34:36,678 Good beauty! Come with me and be my lady! 1082 01:34:54,105 --> 01:34:55,094 Oh! It's you again 1083 01:34:55,106 --> 01:34:56,539 I thought you have changed for good 1084 01:34:57,108 --> 01:34:58,735 And you are still doing the evil things! 1085 01:34:59,610 --> 01:35:01,077 Watch out 1086 01:35:22,633 --> 01:35:24,032 Brother you take care of Sister Tai Feng 1087 01:35:24,135 --> 01:35:25,534 I shall handle this blind man 1088 01:37:28,759 --> 01:37:30,351 Oh! The Golden Bell, Iron Clothe! 1089 01:37:30,761 --> 01:37:32,160 Never mind the bell, here I come! 1090 01:37:47,778 --> 01:37:48,870 Go 1091 01:38:41,832 --> 01:38:43,026 Get him up 1092 01:40:48,258 --> 01:40:49,452 A Moon in the Sea! 1093 01:40:57,768 --> 01:40:59,793 Throw him down 1094 01:41:00,270 --> 01:41:03,262 1, 2, 3... 1095 01:41:05,275 --> 01:41:08,972 Okay... Let's go back 1096 01:41:09,780 --> 01:41:12,271 Brother San Lung, we... 1097 01:41:12,282 --> 01:41:15,376 have won the fight... 1098 01:41:16,286 --> 01:41:18,413 Tin Lung, you have saved my family 1099 01:41:18,288 --> 01:41:22,054 How can I repay you for that, I... 1100 01:41:23,293 --> 01:41:25,090 Uncle! The marriage of my dad and Sister Tai Feng? 1101 01:41:25,295 --> 01:41:26,887 And our Uncle! 1102 01:41:27,297 --> 01:41:31,028 Oh, just get me the four cows you have! 1103 01:41:31,301 --> 01:41:35,203 Good! Dad has a wife! And we have an mum! 1104 01:41:35,305 --> 01:41:38,297 Tin Lung, these filial sons of yours 1105 01:41:38,308 --> 01:41:40,708 I really like them very much! 1106 01:41:41,311 --> 01:41:43,302 Auntie, we don't have any cow! 1107 01:41:44,314 --> 01:41:46,612 Well, an egg for each, have you got it? 1108 01:41:47,317 --> 01:41:49,217 Yes! Yes! 1109 01:41:49,353 --> 01:41:51,446 Husband and wife bow to each other! 1110 01:42:05,369 --> 01:42:08,338 Bow to dad and mum! 1111 01:42:11,375 --> 01:42:15,971 Dad, mum, bows from your sons! 1112 01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:18,370 First bow! 1113 01:42:19,383 --> 01:42:20,975 Second bow! 1114 01:42:21,885 --> 01:42:22,681 Third bow! 1115 01:42:22,886 --> 01:42:24,478 Good! Good! OK! OK! 1116 01:42:31,395 --> 01:42:33,886 It's happy day, we must celebrate! 1117 01:42:33,897 --> 01:42:35,797 OK! OK!